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Jack
David
Laura
Doyle
Mary
Grace
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The COP & The Mercedes
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on
the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through
what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up..
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly
saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a
Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90,
100.....
Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What
the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over..
The cop came up to him, took his license without a
word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my
shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you
can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can
go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my
wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer..
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Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side.
He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
Her pale lips moved.
"Jake," she said.
"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk." But she
insisted.
"Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must
confess."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's
all right. Everything's all right."
"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have
been unfaithful to you."
Jake stroked her hand. "Now, Becky, don't be concerned. I know all
about it", he sobbed. ---
"Why else would I poison you?
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