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The lost chapter of Genesis
Adam was walking around the garden of
Eden feeling very lonely,so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam
said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a
companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This person will gather food for
you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She
will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and
never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will
not nag you, and will always be the
first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will
never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you
need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this
cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.
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