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Jack
David
Laura
Doyle
Mary
Grace
Jennifer
Larry
anonym
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I thought YOU were watching!
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A
very
attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars
on a
single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't
mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm bottomless."
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and roll the dice
while yelling, "Moma needs a new pair of pants!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the
dealers.
"Yes! I WIN! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The
dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one
of them
asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I thought YOU were
watching!"
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