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A hero ¡§You are exaggerating.? She didn't even touch you yet¡¨ the
doctor said. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Insurance company An international insurance company had a ceremonious meeting. Each country presented their best at the meeting, and showed pride in their own company. Company B said, ¡§ We do much
better. We can do the refund in a week¡K.¡¨ Company C thought for a while, then said, ¡§ Nothing is better than we are. Last month we had a customer fell from the ninetieth floor of this skyscraper. When he passed through the thirtieth floor window of my company, he got the refund.¡¨ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Unlucky Man A man sat in a bar watching a cup of wine for a couple of hours. Suddenly a young man, who sat beside him took the cup of wine and drank it. The first man began to cry. The other man was scared and he said to the man, "Don't cry! Don't cry! I was joking. I will buy a bottle of wine for you!" The first man said sadly, "I am an unlucky man. Everything goes wrong. When I went to my office this morning, I found out that I was fired. This afternoon, my wife said she wants to divorce me. I felt unhappy about my life, so I wanted to commit suicide. Then, I dropped poison into my wine, but I did not succeed because you drank it.¡¨ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A wallet
A man took a walk in a park in the evening.
He was bumped by a teenager. The teenager said sorry to him, and ran away. The man went back home. He felt very tired so he sat on
a chair in front of his desk. ************************************************************************* A puppy An old woman to buy fruits with her lovely dog, The dog lapped each fruits, the storekeeper watched for a long time, finally he can not stand the situation, then he told to the old woman, "please watch your dog" The old lady stop the dog immediately, " Stop doing that, my puppy , the fruit not wash yet." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An ideal wife A man wanted to get married. His friend asked him, ¡§ What is your ideal wife?¡¨ the man thought for a while and answered, ¡§ I hope my wife will be like a noble lady socially, like an accountant at house keeping,and like a Jezebel in the bedroom.¡¨ One day he really did get married. His friends were eager to know if the man got his ideal wife. The man answered with embarrassment.¡§ My wife is lika a Jezebel socially, like a noble lady at house keeping, and like an accountant in the bedroom.¡¨ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A PTT member (a man who's afraid of
his wife)
A man took part in a PTT party. The master
wanted to know how many people were afraid of their wife. He said, ¡§ Anyone who is
afraid of your wife, go to the right side¡¨. Everyone moved to the right side but one. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Zoo Many people lost their jobs because of the slow economy. A young man lost his job, and was not working for a long time. One day he found a job at a zoo. The manager said to him" You know, a job is not easy to get at this time. We had a gorilla who was the kids favorite, but he died a few days ago. Would you try to wear the leather of the gorilla and pretend to be a gorilla? Then you can have the job, and also get a lot of food, candy, and fun from kids. This is a good idea, isn¡¦t it?"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A nutritious food A grandmother cooks for her grandchildren. Her tried all her best made the food nutritious, her mixed all kind foods together. When her put it on the table, every child just look each other, But ate nothing. The grandam explain how nice of the food, very good for health will help them grow to be strong and higher. But the children still fix not to eat. The grandam can not help then threaten the children to call a witch to come. Finally, a boy look the food said, ¡§ Witch won't eat the ugly food either. ******************************************************************************** A rich man Mr. Rockefeller is a rich man who is top ten rich man in the world, One day He visited a city for vacation. He went to a Hotel. ¡§ President room? ¡¨ the cashier asked? ¡§No, normal room.¡¨ Rockefeller answered. ¡§ Are sure a normal room? but your son Mr. Rockefeller Jr. come here every time are order a President room.¡¨ The cashier felt puzzle. ¡§Yes, He have a rich father, but I haven¡¦t. ¡¨ Rockefeller answered. ******************************************************************************** ¡@ Reincarnation ****************************************************************************************** A length of a toothpaste John a five years old boy asked to his mother. ¡§ Mom. Do you know how long a toothpaste can be squeezed. ¡§I have no idea about it, my boy.¡¨ said the mother. ¡§I know.¡¨ The boy said with proudly. ¡§ It can be from bathroom through living room, your bed room, my bed room, dining room, kitchen, end at garage.¡¨ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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